Wait! Donner version of Superman 2...sex while still Kryptonian???

Funky Jedi · 11-24-2011, 12:04 AM **Thread Starter**

So I got my Hot Toys Superman today and I had to put in a related movie, while putting him in various poses. I chose Superman 2...the Dick Donner version. If you're familiar with this one, Supes has sex with Lois BEFORE he changes to 'human'! Now for more reasons than I can count, does this just seem wrong? I mean...he could hurt her. Right?
Or am I just overthinking this? In the original version (as silly as it is) they took this in to account and they at least waited until he lost his powers so that he would be human.
Is it just me or does it seem...wrong?

micdavis · 11-24-2011, 12:08 AM

I refer you to the Larry Niven story:

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.

AdamL · 11-24-2011, 12:11 AM

I guess if he couldn't control himself during the process. Or maybe he was faster than a speeding bullet and she didn't feel it until it was already over.

Scareb · 11-24-2011, 12:13 AM

Spoiler:

Mods, if this gets me in trouble, please just give me a slap on the wrist and not an infraction.

CTF · 11-24-2011, 12:16 AM

He'd tear that ***** in half like a phonebook.

AdamL · 11-24-2011, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scareb

Mods, if this gets me in trouble, please just give me a slap on the wrist and not an infraction.

I can't imagine it would. Maybe I misunderstood, was the original question targeted at the speed of his supersperm, or the possible friction burns that could be caused while getting down with the Man of Steel?

Nexus6 · 11-24-2011, 12:49 AM

"Mountain top! MOUNTAIN TOP!! MOUN!!! TAIN!!! TOP!!!"

defstartrooper · 11-24-2011, 12:52 AM

This is now officially the geekiest of geeky questions i have ever heard.

robn1 · 11-24-2011, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Jedi

...Or am I just overthinking this?...

Yes.

Just because he can do it with super speed and strength doesn't mean he has to.

Wes R · 11-24-2011, 01:46 AM

Reminds me of the Dark Knight Strikes Again comic where Supes tells his daughter with wonder woman not to try sex with humans as they can get hurt lol

clancampbell · 11-24-2011, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CTF

He'd tear that ***** in half like a phonebook.

Rich

DARTH SABER · 11-24-2011, 03:30 AM

Im wondering how the hell he didn't end up launching her out of the fortress of solitude.

Contec · 11-24-2011, 04:24 AM

kryptonium condom

darthgordon · 11-24-2011, 05:05 AM

LOL I think in the original (non Donner cut) it still happened before he lost the powers.

I think he just has to use restraint. There are a lot of very strong guys out there that sleep with smaller women. They're capable of using restraint on not breaking them like a toothpick.

As... creepy an analogy as this is... thing of it like us picking up a toddler or a baby. He have the strength to kill the child quite easily. But we don't because we know it's a toddler. The same could be said for Superman picking up a criminal. He could break every bone in their body, but he doesn't. He knows what he's doing.

...I hope I don't get an infraction just for replying to this thread. I've tried to keep it as clean as possible.

mobius303 · 11-24-2011, 07:38 AM

However,
When the moment he finishes comes...he cannot control that so that is when she would get hurt I would think....if everything is super with him.
There was a rather lengthy article on this subject when the movie had come out. Someone really thought it out.
Controlling your strength is different than controlling an involuntary muscle contraction.
He would have had to wait til his powers were gone to do this deed.

The other argument would have been would he have felt her in his super state? He doesn't feel cold or hot on a normal level. He is invulnerable so, how would that also affect his feeling of her as well....interesting excersize to think about.

Lynn TXP 0369 · 11-24-2011, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Jedi

If you're familiar with this one, Supes has sex with Lois BEFORE he changes to 'human'! Now for more reasons than I can count, does this just seem wrong? I mean...he could hurt her. Right?
Is it just me or does it seem...wrong?

I think she would be like a water rocket taking off if she were on top.

Lynn

Orange_Blend · 11-24-2011, 11:18 AM

Just 'cause he has super powers doesn't mean EVERYTHING is super.

When he cries he can't control it but it's not a waterfall, they're regular tears.

You guys are reading WAY too much into this!

hankey01 · 11-24-2011, 11:22 AM

He can also remove a cat from a tree..so he knows how to be gentle with a ....cat.

CMANavy · 11-24-2011, 01:07 PM

Please refer to the discussions on this topic in the movie "Mall Rats".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqwUd...e_gdata_player

Trooper_trent · 11-24-2011, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CMANavy

Please refer to the discussions on this topic in the movie "Mall Rats".

Mallrats (3/9) Movie CLIP - Superman's Baby (1995) HD - YouTube

Thank you! I was just looking for that clip to post it here.

CessnaDriver · 11-24-2011, 01:44 PM

Well, there was Super Lois for a while so go where you want with that.

Funky Jedi · 11-25-2011, 01:08 AM **Thread Starter**

Quote:

Originally Posted by darthgordon

LOL I think in the original (non Donner cut) it still happened before he lost the powers.

I think he just has to use restraint. There are a lot of very strong guys out there that sleep with smaller women. They're capable of using restraint on not breaking them like a toothpick.

As... creepy an analogy as this is... thing of it like us picking up a toddler or a baby. He have the strength to kill the child quite easily. But we don't because we know it's a toddler. The same could be said for Superman picking up a criminal. He could break every bone in their body, but he doesn't. He knows what he's doing.

...I hope I don't get an infraction just for replying to this thread. I've tried to keep it as clean as possible.

I think this was the answer I was looking for.

Orange_Blend · 11-25-2011, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Jedi

I think this was the answer I was looking for.

All that and the answer you were looking for was "he was careful"...

Scareb · 11-25-2011, 03:50 AM

One possible outcome

NSFW:

Hancock deleted scene - YouTube

thegreatgalling · 11-25-2011, 11:37 AM

Yeah. Superman clearly has the ability to compensate his powers. He has to shake hands, grab a hold of falling people without crushing them, etc. I am sure he knows how to adapt to the situation at hand.

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darthgordon Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 2,895	Re: Wait! Donner version of Superman 2...sex while still Kryptonian??? LOL I think in the original (non Donner cut) it still happened before he lost the powers. I think he just has to use restraint. There are a lot of very strong guys out there that sleep with smaller women. They're capable of using restraint on not breaking them like a toothpick. As... creepy an analogy as this is... thing of it like us picking up a toddler or a baby. He have the strength to kill the child quite easily. But we don't because we know it's a toddler. The same could be said for Superman picking up a criminal. He could break every bone in their body, but he doesn't. He knows what he's doing. ...I hope I don't get an infraction just for replying to this thread. I've tried to keep it as clean as possible. Share Share this post on Share on Facebook Tweet this Post Submit to StumbleUpon Submit to Reddit! Digg this Post

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mobius303 Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 208	Re: Wait! Donner version of Superman 2...sex while still Kryptonian??? However, When the moment he finishes comes...he cannot control that so that is when she would get hurt I would think....if everything is super with him. There was a rather lengthy article on this subject when the movie had come out. Someone really thought it out. Controlling your strength is different than controlling an involuntary muscle contraction. He would have had to wait til his powers were gone to do this deed. The other argument would have been would he have felt her in his super state? He doesn't feel cold or hot on a normal level. He is invulnerable so, how would that also affect his feeling of her as well....interesting excersize to think about. Share Share this post on Share on Facebook Tweet this Post Submit to StumbleUpon Submit to Reddit! Digg this Post

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